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2021

The Three Rules

December 13, 2021
After two decades / We’re a sorry, suffering lot / Your temper and your rage— / A true despot! / But we found a way to keep the peace / (Still…

Once Upon a Hot Tub

November 28, 2021
Do you know how whored I feel right now? / Frankly I didn’t know the word “whored" could be used in that way / So it threw me off— / Not that I had a…

The Macchiato Conversation

October 8, 2021
By now haven’t we all had / The macchiato conversation? / You know when you try to order one / At an authentic coffee shop— / Not a Peet’s or a…

I Don't Like My Cat

October 6, 2021
I don’t like my cat / He sits in my favorite chair / And watches me / He yells at me to get me to play with him / But then he won’t play with me /…

Rescued from Summer Camp

October 3, 2021
I blink— / Or at least that’s what I thought I did / But when I open my eyes / I realize my car has traveled— / Into a different lane / My heart…

To Return a Wetsuit

September 17, 2021
I stand a bit hunched over behind my car— / A secondhand 2013 navy blue Tesla Model S / In an empty parking lot / Between two nondescript warehouses…

How to Fall in Love with a Friend

September 14, 2021
Can I touch your hair? / She asks me / A strange question indeed / We’re standing next to one another / At Ocean Beach / Atop the O'Shaughnessy…

El Paseo, 2019-2020

September 1, 2021
Mill Valley looks like the kind of town / You’d expect to see in a model railroad set / Minus the trains— / Tracks torn up / After a massive fire /…

Brooklyn, c. 1985

August 30, 2021
They don’t tell you in San Francisco / That East Coast nights don’t cool down in the summer / Not in Augusta / But not in Brooklyn either / I…

A Marine's Choice

August 17, 2021
Anyone who traveled with Mitch Ludwig / Knew about the shrapnel in his ass / It was from Vietnam / A Marine / Two tours / And a Purple Heart / A man…

A Must-Read Letter from Andrea Ocasio-Cortez

February 2, 2021
Content warning: This email contains details regarding abuse, violence, and sexual assault. / Monday night, I hopped on IG live to talk about what…

2020

The Miseducation of George Gascón

December 21, 2020
I'm not hiding the fact that George Gascón tried to ruin my life, it's no secret, I wrote a book about it, and I ran political attack ads against him…

Lacey vs. Gascón: The Devil You Know vs. The Devil You Don’t

March 21, 2020
As of yesterday, in the race to pick Los Angeles’s next District Attorney, it became mathematically impossible for Jackie Lacey to avoid a runoff…

2019

STD Testing

November 29, 2019
So we kinda had the talk / Me and my newish girlfriend / We’d been friends for years / But only lovers for a few months / It felt silly / We were…

Because our Relationship was Perfect

February 15, 2019
She told me it was over / Not even twelve hours ago / So I’m cleaning my apartment / Like a man on a mission / Because maybe it makes me feel better…

2017

Make America Kittens Again

August 15, 2017
Adorable Tomasina, available for adoption at the SFSPCA. / America, lend me your ear. / This has got to stop. We've fallen prey to the greatest con…

In Explaining Why He Sacked Comey, Trump Borrows From Mein Kampf

May 10, 2017
Be forewarned: I'm going to compare Trump to Hitler, again. Before accusing me of violating Godwin's Law, please understand that his "law" refers to…

2016

The Best (Only?) Way to Defeat Trump

March 3, 2016
Disclosure: I'm no politician and I'm no political scientist. (What little I know about politics I learned by running the tech stack for the Larry…

Trump, Portlandia and Fascism

February 26, 2016
When The Donald first entered the 2016 presidential race, I have to admit feeling some mild intrigue. I have respect for outsiders, for people who…

2015

Lessig 2016: The Internet's President

August 15, 2015
On the heels of Larry Lessig’s historic announcement of his Referendum Candidacy came another newsworthy item: Jimmy Wales announced that he is…

Lessig 2016: Defining a Generation

August 11, 2015
In the Federalist Papers, published in 1778, James Madison called for a Congress “dependent on the people alone.” His generation sung a song of…

2005

Meet Papa Len

October 16, 2005
Leonard W. Leeds was an amateur historian and news aficionado with amazing archival skills. He was also my grandfather-in-law. Although I only knew…