I don’t like my cat

He sits in my favorite chair

And watches me

He yells at me to get me to play with him

But then he won’t play with me

Because it’s beneath him

And if I stop moving the toy just so

In he starts with the yelling again

When my girlfriend leaves the apartment

He sits and yells at the door

Until she gets back

And when I get up

He gets up too and runs away

But just a little bit

Like he wants me to chase him

But then he just stares at me

And seems bored

So I pick him up

And he turns into a bag of nails

So I put him down

And now he’s back in my favorite chair

Watching me

See then we do the same routine

All over again

This is why I don’t like my cat

And I’m not sure he likes me all that much

Either